Tom Ford’s New Perfume Might Smell Like A Butt


From the dude who gave us Gucci ads of Carmen Kass‘ pubic hair shaved into a “G” and a completely exposed penis in a YSL fragrance rollout, we’re not surprised that every campaign he’s done for his own eponymous line has been jerk-off material for girls, guys, and gays.
Yes, Tom Ford has managed to stick a bottle of perfume on top of a bare vagina and nestled into a very sweaty man’s hairy ass, let a nude chick play with an iron, enacted a very painful crotch grab, and, of course, exposed his own famous cleavage.
The bottom (hehe) line: Tom Ford is the most glamorous NSFW designer ever. It’s a title that comes with much responsibility. Our expectations are set so high, and unfortunately, there’s really not much dirty territory left for him to brand. Surprise, surprise. I

In the latest T.F. editorial, a spread in Russian GQ (who dubbed him international man of the year), the designer’s managed to out-dirrrty himself, posing with a, of course, naked model who has fragrance strips stuck in her butt-crack. And, naturally, he is sniffing them.

Fashion Labels Mispronounced

So you’ve probably pronounced Versace as “Wer-says” and heaven knows what not, but these pronunciations are beyond anything like you’ve heard.

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