Updated Carols for the Indian Politician


Christmas is upon us, and reminds us that the turkeys up in Delhi have had the stuffing knocked out of them. Sauce for the ghoos rivals the sauce for the ganda, since dirty tricks flourish in every department. We have been snowed under inefficiency, inability and insatiable greed. The promises of growth and economic powerdom now seem as empty as the gift-wrapped presents under the fake fir trees in halls and malls.

So here’s an annual edition of updated carols.

We three kings tune:
We 2Gs of telecom are/ Dispensing spectrum, we’ve traversed afar,
Raja and Kani-a, Chids and Chandolia/ Following ‘phony power.
Oh-Oh, power of auctions/ Power of sleight,
power with royal kickbacks bright/ But, now Swamy leading
CAG proceeeeding/ Save us from the scamming blight.


Rudolph the red-nosed Reindeer tune:

Cyrus, the modest Mistry,
Loved his very quiet ways
And if you ever saw him
It wouldn’t be in flashy bays.
All the other celebs barely ever called his name,
They knew that all he wanted
Were his horses and his golfing game.
Then one sudden Tuesday morn,
Ratan came to say,
‘Cyrus with your shareholding might,
Won’t you take my reins tonight?’
Then all the country’s media
Sought him out with glee.
They said to shy young Cyrus
‘Now you aren’t a Mys-te-ry!’

Away in a manger tune:
Away in a village/ Rough cot for a bed,
The little Lord Anna/ A great movement he led.
The trumpets are blowing/ The poor government quakes.
But little Lord Anna/ No concession he makes.
We love you, Lord Anna/ Let your bandwagon ride high.
And stand fast by your threats/ Till your Lokpal is nigh


Hark the Herald tune:

Hark the herald Wiki si-ings
Leaking all the hidden things.
Mess on earth, no mercy mi-ild
Cables spilling fast and wild.
US banks and secret no-otes
India’s cash for nuclear votes.
Blackmoney stash and Maya’s sandals,
A million files on global scandals.
Red-faced, all the leaders ri-ise,
Hang Assange for rape and lies.
But still the muzzled Wiki si-ings,
Glo-or-ry to the Net-spread stings.

Thanks Bachi!

14 Human Things Gaddafi Did

If Gaddafi had to face wrath of people, decide yourself after reading this what should be fate of corrupt politicians:

Check out Muammar Gaddafi’s Leadership in Libya. 
1.There was no electricity bill in Libya; electricity was free for all its citizens
2. There was no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law
3. Home considered a human right in Libya – Gaddafi vowed that everyone in Libya must have a home
4. All newly weds in Libya receive $50,000 by the government to buy their first apartment so to help
start-up the family
5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are
literate. Today the figure is 83%
6. Should Libyans want to take up farming career, they would receive farming land, a farming house, equipments, seeds and livestock to kick-start their farms –all for free
7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they need in Libya, the government funds them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get US$2,300/month accommodation and car allowance
8. In Libya, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price
9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0.14 per litre
10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally
11. If a Libyan unable to get employment after graduation the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.
12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is, credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens
13. A mother who gave birth to a child receive US $5,000
14. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man-Made River project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country.