Crave Attention? Launch a Fragrance

OMG! A few days ago, in an item about Paris Hilton helping open a shopping mall in Poland, you said, “Coming soon, Kim Kardashian appears at a milkshake bar opening in Dubai,” and here she is!

Who would have thought you were serious about that?

Come on, it wasn’t hard to predict. I mean, the woman was married less than two months ago, she is thought to be the highest-paid reality star on television, so why wouldn’t she go to Dubai to promote a milkshake bar? It just makes sense.

But if she craves attention so badly, why doesn’t she launch a fragrance, like Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry and everybody else did?

Get with the program. Kim already launched a fragrance, four months ago.

I missed that. What about Paris Hilton, then? Can we expect a fragrance from her?

Sigh. Paris launched her fragrance years ago.

Say, Kymberlee, why don’t you have your own fragrance, if every other doofus gets one? It’s just the sort of flimflam we’d expect from you.

I do have one. You haven’t tried SARCASM, by Kymberlee? It hasn’t done very well, despite a serious ad campaign on rural billboards and a promotional tie-in with a popular brand of flip-flops.

What is the memorable catch phrase you use in your ads?

“Who wouldn’t want to smell like this?”

Gosh, it’s hard to believe folks didn’t go for that!

See, the SARCASM is spreading already.

 

Bronze Statue of Nude Justin & Selena Forever

Firstly, is this legal? Justin Bieber may have his swag on, and an overload to be precise, BUT he is still under 18!

Despite this minor issue, infamous sculptor Daniel Edwards (apparently he’s a fan) grabbed his tools and carved out a statue of Bieber and his girl love Selena Gomez (nearly) completely naked with only a Canadian Maple Leaf and Texas Lone Star covering their privates, and the words “Justin & Selena Forever” at the base of the bronze likeness.

The ugly part is their Third leg in the middle… I can’t seem to figure which of the two it belongs to

Edwards History of his Outrageous Works include:

Britney Spears giving birth
Suri Cruise‘s poop (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter)
Octomom in pink
Paris Hilton‘s insides
Angelina Jolie nursing

All of these, ummmm, masterpieces created visions in our minds that we could have lived without. And now we have another.

More than cool this is creeeeeeepy! o.O